- Why are you in Denmark, where we treat foreigners bad?
- You know I wouldn't be talking to you if I wasn't drunk, right?
- Here, to have sex you have to be drunk.
- You are here for 6 months, you should speak danish.
- So how is it in Spain?
- I told you 3 times, I'm from Portugal.
- Yeah, once I was working in Africa and people in the bus say "hi" to everybody, it's not like here. Here no-one says "hi". And in Spain?
- What do you study? (for the 34th time)
- I told you already: Bioinformatics! Computer science applied to biology!
- Hmmm...but that doesn't make much sense...
- Why are you in Denmark?
- Again?