Danish niceness (epic conversation)

- Why are you in Denmark, where we treat foreigners bad? 

- You know I wouldn't be talking to you if I wasn't drunk, right?

- Here, to have sex you have to be drunk.

- You are here for 6 months, you should speak danish. 

- So how is it in Spain? 

- I told you 3 times, I'm from Portugal.

- Yeah, once I was working in Africa and people in the bus say "hi" to everybody, it's not like here. Here no-one says "hi". And in Spain?

- What do you study? (for the 34th time) 

- I told you already: Bioinformatics! Computer science applied to biology! 

- Hmmm...but that doesn't make much sense...

- Why are you in Denmark?

- Again?